PARENTAL ADVISORY FOR THE INCURABLE THICKOS: EXPLICIT CONTENT
The Horstrich reports the news with a fabulous edge. We don’t take life too seriously. Neither should you. That’s why we satirize public figures, animals, cyborgs, aliens and the odd inanimate object. Any use of real names is accidental and coincidental. That’s unless you deem yourself to be a public figure or some sort of celebrity, in which case, we presume you’re already a deft hand at self-mockery.