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Beyonce Fans Troll Gypsy Horse As Becky With The Good Hair

                    NEW YORK—Following the release of her new album, Lemonade, Beyonce fans have unleashed an online attack at an elegant Gypsy horse, after identifying her as the so-called “Becky with the [...]

April 29, 2016 animals, celebrity, music, news
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Easter Turkey Pleads Desperately For Dear Life

                    ARCHIVE: April 20, 2014 MUDCHUTE PARK & FARM, LONDON – Clucking hysterically and pleading vigorously for his dear life on the way to the animal gallows, local farmyard turkey, Wattle, [...]

April 5, 2015 animals, festivities, food, news
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Cat Is The New Dog? I Don’t Think So — By Top Dog

                ARCHIVE: May 23, 2014 CALIFORNIA—Alright, alright, viral-obsessed creatures on two legs, it’s time you stopped prostituting yourselves to cats. Frankly speaking I’m pissed off right now. Actually I’ve been pissed off since [...]

March 23, 2015 animals, celebrity, commentary, news
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Lion King Wins African Leadership Award

                          ARCHIVE: October 29, 2013 KHARTOUM─The annual £3.2 million Mo Ibrahim award for ‘excellence in African leadership’ has finally found a worthy winner in the form of King [...]

March 8, 2015 africa, animals, celebrity, film, government, news, politics
Great White Sharks In New Zealand

Contrary To Recent Opinion, The Great White Shark Remains A Deadly Predator– By Queen White

                        ARCHIVE: OCTOBER 17, 2013 As Queen of all the Great White Sharks left in the seas, I have watched and squirmed with great embarrassment as the unedifying image [...]

November 15, 2014 animals, celebrity, commentary, food, news
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Snoop Dogg Not Impressed With His Father’s Day Gift Of Pedigree Dental Sticks

CALIFORNIA—Saying that he was really getting fed up with the yearly ritual of being presented with several packets of Pedigree brand of dental sticks by his grown-up children, Snoop Dogg, aka Snoop Lion, told reporters that his father’s day gift [...]

June 15, 2014 animals, celebrations, celebrity, health, news
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Cat Is The New Dog? I Don’t Think So — By Top Dog

CALIFORNIA—Alright, alright, viral-obsessed creatures on two legs, it’s time you stopped prostituting yourselves to cats. Frankly speaking I’m pissed off right now. Actually I’ve been pissed off since the suicidal antics of that Californian cat called Tara went viral. But [...]

May 23, 2014 animals, celebrity, commentary, news
Great White Sharks In New Zealand

Contrary To Recent Opinion, The Great White Shark Remains A Deadly Predator– By Queen White

                          As Queen of all the Great White Sharks left in the seas, I have watched and squirmed with great embarrassment as the unedifying image of Lil’ White [...]

October 17, 2013 animals, commentary, food, news