NEW YORK—Following the release of her new album, Lemonade, Beyonce fans have unleashed an online attack at an elegant Gypsy horse, after identifying her as the so-called “Becky with the [...]
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MGM GRAND, LAS VEGAS—Saying to his chasing assailant that he hadn’t had time to get an update on the second royal baby’s birth before their boxing match, Floyd ‘Slippery Money’ Mayweather [...]
ARCHIVE: May 23, 2014 CALIFORNIA—Alright, alright, viral-obsessed creatures on two legs, it’s time you stopped prostituting yourselves to cats. Frankly speaking I’m pissed off right now. Actually I’ve been pissed off since [...]
ARCHIVE: March 3, 2014. HOLLYWOOD – Saying to his fellow actors that after hearing Mathew McConaughey announced as winner of best actor at the 2014 Oscars Award, he felt a sudden violent [...]
ARCHIVE: OCTOBER 17, 2013 As Queen of all the Great White Sharks left in the seas, I have watched and squirmed with great embarrassment as the unedifying image [...]
HOLLYWOOD—After the media publicity surrounding Shia LaBeouf’s braveness in taking method acting to stratospheric height by carving his face with a knife on the set of war film Fury, [...]
ARCHIVE May 5, 2014. LONDON – A supposedly wannabe British legal luminary, 36-year-old Amal Alammudin, has reportedly been globally recognised for her humanitarian act in sacrificing herself as the primary carer of middle-aged Hollywood actor, George Clooney. Sources report [...]