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Beyonce Fans Troll Gypsy Horse As Becky With The Good Hair

                    NEW YORK—Following the release of her new album, Lemonade, Beyonce fans have unleashed an online attack at an elegant Gypsy horse, after identifying her as the so-called “Becky with the [...]

April 29, 2016 animals, celebrity, music, news
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About Fucking Time I Got My Hands On This Golden Dude – By Leonardo DiCaprio

                              Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Yeah! Yeah! About fucking time I got my hands on this golden guy. Wow! First I’d like [...]

February 28, 2016 celebrations, celebrity, commentary, film, news
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Leonardo Dicaprio Preferred To Eat His Speech To The Oscars Pizza

                      ARCHIVE: March 3, 2014. HOLLYWOOD – Saying to his fellow actors that after hearing Mathew McConaughey announced as winner of best actor at the 2014 Oscars Award, he felt [...]

February 25, 2016 celebrations, celebrity, film, news
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Ed Miliband Vows To Throw Kitchen Sink At Cameron (VIDEO)

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May 5, 2015 celebrity, government, news, videos
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Floyd Mayweather Takes Break From Running To Ask Pacquiao Royal Baby’s Sex.

                  MGM GRAND, LAS VEGAS—Saying to his chasing assailant that he hadn’t had time to get an update on the second royal baby’s birth before their boxing match, Floyd ‘Slippery Money’ Mayweather [...]

May 3, 2015 business, celebrity, news, sports
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Cat Is The New Dog? I Don’t Think So — By Top Dog

                ARCHIVE: May 23, 2014 CALIFORNIA—Alright, alright, viral-obsessed creatures on two legs, it’s time you stopped prostituting yourselves to cats. Frankly speaking I’m pissed off right now. Actually I’ve been pissed off since [...]

March 23, 2015 animals, celebrity, commentary, news
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Lion King Wins African Leadership Award

                          ARCHIVE: October 29, 2013 KHARTOUM─The annual £3.2 million Mo Ibrahim award for ‘excellence in African leadership’ has finally found a worthy winner in the form of King [...]

March 8, 2015 africa, animals, celebrity, film, government, news, politics
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Leonardo DiCaprio Preferred To Eat His Speech To The Oscars Pizza

                ARCHIVE: March 3, 2014. HOLLYWOOD – Saying to his fellow actors that after hearing Mathew McConaughey announced as winner of best actor at the 2014 Oscars Award, he felt a sudden violent [...]

February 22, 2015 celebrations, celebrity, film, food, news
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‘Stop Suckling Breast In Public’, Londoners Tell Most Powerful Person In London (VIDEO)

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December 7, 2014 celebrity, food, news, videos
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Contrary To Recent Opinion, The Great White Shark Remains A Deadly Predator– By Queen White

                        ARCHIVE: OCTOBER 17, 2013 As Queen of all the Great White Sharks left in the seas, I have watched and squirmed with great embarrassment as the unedifying image [...]

November 15, 2014 animals, celebrity, commentary, food, news