Scottish boomerang weather. North-to-south-back-to-north-to-south-to-north.
Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy.
-Stephen Colbert
WORLD—A group of world renowned genealogists have reportedly released a list of DNA facts that proves beyond doubt that Sepp Blatter and Robert Mugabe were separated at birth. Both Blatter and Mugabe are slapheads [...]
BRITAIN—After coming in for severe hiding in the UK General Election, UK Pollsters have denied getting it massively wrong, claiming that UK voters lied to them, according to reports. [...]
