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Girlfriend Puzzled By Boyfriend’s Christmas Gift Of Lidl Perfume

                                                ARCHIVE: December 25, 2013 LONDON─After excitedly unwrapping her Christmas gift from her boyfriend with trembling fingers [...]

December 28, 2015 business, celebrations, festivities, news, relationship
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Man Waiting For Female Footballers To Swap Shirts Disappointed Yet Again

                    MITCHAM, LONDON—After the England versus Canada quarter final match at the Women’s World Cup, 26 year old football fan Michael Fulton is reported to have been left disappointed yet again, [...]

June 28, 2015 festivities, football, news, sports
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Easter Turkey Pleads Desperately For Dear Life

                    ARCHIVE: April 20, 2014 MUDCHUTE PARK & FARM, LONDON – Clucking hysterically and pleading vigorously for his dear life on the way to the animal gallows, local farmyard turkey, Wattle, [...]

April 5, 2015 animals, festivities, food, news
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Romantic Man’s Valentine Gift To Girlfriend Is A 3D Model Of Himself

              ARCHIVE: February 14 2014 LONDON ─ After pondering what special gift to give his girlfriend for Valentine for several weeks to no avail, City Banker  Donald Smith stumbled upon his Eureka moment when, [...]

February 14, 2015 business, celebrations, festivities, news, technology
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Girlfriend Promises To Be On Best Behaviour Until After Valentine

                                      SYDENHAM, LONDON—Saying that she was not going to jeopardise her chances of receiving a fantastic Valentine’s gift from her emasculated boyfriend, [...]

February 13, 2015 celebrations, festivities, lifestyle, news
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‘Easter Turkey’ Pleads Desperately For Dear Life

MUDCHUTE PARK & FARM, LONDON – Clucking hysterically and pleading vigorously for his dear life on the way to the animal gallows, local farmyard turkey, Wattle, reportedly explained to Farmer Townsend that he has got his Easter and Christmas holidays [...]

April 20, 2014 festivities, food, lifestyle, news
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Ghost Horses Descend On Liverpool For Grand National

AINTREE, LIVERPOOL — Ghosts of  horses that died trying to conquer the Grand National fences have reportedly converged on Aintree in Liverpool for the Crabbies 2014 Grand National. Sources confirmed that since the start of the annual Aintree festival on [...]

April 5, 2014 business, celebrations, festivities, news, sports
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Romantic Man’s Valentine Gift To Girlfriend Is A 3D Model Of Himself

LONDON ─ After pondering what special gift to give his girlfriend for Valentine for several weeks to no avail, City Banker  Donald Smith stumbled upon his Eureka moment when, at rush hour commute, he read in the Metro a report [...]

February 14, 2014 business, celebrations, festivities, news, technology