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Golf ball rain: Don't forget your hard hats. Going to be a racket.
It is difficult not to write satire.
GLASGOW, SCOTLAND—After departing civilised society for two weeks to seek refuge in a Scottish cave in order to escape the frenzy surrounding the film Star Wars: The Force Awakens, hungry and haggard-looking 28 year old Gary Benson is [...]
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ARCHIVE: March 3, 2014. HOLLYWOOD – Saying to his fellow actors that after hearing Mathew McConaughey announced as winner of best actor at the 2014 Oscars Award, he felt a sudden violent [...]
HOLLYWOOD—After the media publicity surrounding Shia LaBeouf’s braveness in taking method acting to stratospheric height by carving his face with a knife on the set of war film Fury, [...]
ARCHIVE May 5, 2014. LONDON – A supposedly wannabe British legal luminary, 36-year-old Amal Alammudin, has reportedly been globally recognised for her humanitarian act in sacrificing herself as the primary carer of middle-aged Hollywood actor, George Clooney. Sources report [...]
WORLD—Millions of voyeurs worldwide have reportedly confirmed that they are not entirely sure if the faceless hacker responsible for leaking nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other celebrities actually pleasured himself while drooling over Lawrence’s exposed breasts. Sources report that [...]
LONDON – A supposedly wannabe British legal luminary, 36-year-old Amal Alammudin, has reportedly been globally recognised for her humanitarian act in sacrificing herself as the primary carer of middle-aged Hollywood actor, George Clooney. Sources report that for the past week [...]