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About Fucking Time I Got My Hands On This Golden Dude – By Leonardo DiCaprio

                              Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Yeah! Yeah! About fucking time I got my hands on this golden guy. Wow! First I’d like [...]

February 28, 2016 celebrations, celebrity, commentary, film, news
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Leonardo Dicaprio Preferred To Eat His Speech To The Oscars Pizza

                      ARCHIVE: March 3, 2014. HOLLYWOOD – Saying to his fellow actors that after hearing Mathew McConaughey announced as winner of best actor at the 2014 Oscars Award, he felt [...]

February 25, 2016 celebrations, celebrity, film, news
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Man Hibernating To Avoid Stars Wars Frenzy Wants To Come Out For Christmas

    GLASGOW, SCOTLAND—After departing civilised society for two weeks to seek refuge in a Scottish cave in order to escape the frenzy surrounding the film Star Wars: The Force Awakens, hungry and haggard-looking 28 year old Gary Benson is [...]

December 25, 2015 film, news
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Texas Bikers Shootout Just Celebrating Release Of Mad Max: Fury Road

                    WACO, TEXAS—Saying that the world was too easily outraged these days, bike gang leader Mike ‘Razor Beard’ Wyatt told reporters that the bikers had only embarked on the free-for-all shoot [...]

May 19, 2015 film, gangs, guns, lifestyle, news
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Lion King Wins African Leadership Award

                          ARCHIVE: October 29, 2013 KHARTOUM─The annual £3.2 million Mo Ibrahim award for ‘excellence in African leadership’ has finally found a worthy winner in the form of King [...]

March 8, 2015 africa, animals, celebrity, film, government, news, politics
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Leonardo DiCaprio Preferred To Eat His Speech To The Oscars Pizza

                ARCHIVE: March 3, 2014. HOLLYWOOD – Saying to his fellow actors that after hearing Mathew McConaughey announced as winner of best actor at the 2014 Oscars Award, he felt a sudden violent [...]

February 22, 2015 celebrations, celebrity, film, food, news
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Ex-Army General Tells Shia LaBeouf It’s Not Too Late To Join The Army

                      HOLLYWOOD—After the media publicity surrounding Shia LaBeouf’s braveness in taking method acting to stratospheric height by carving his face with a knife on the set of war film Fury, [...]

November 9, 2014 celebrity, film, news, war
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Successful Woman Volunteers As Carer For Middle-Aged Actor, Becomes Famous

ARCHIVE May 5, 2014.   LONDON – A supposedly wannabe British legal luminary, 36-year-old Amal Alammudin, has reportedly been globally recognised for her humanitarian act in sacrificing herself as the primary carer of middle-aged Hollywood actor, George Clooney. Sources report [...]

September 28, 2014 celebrity, film, news
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World Not Sure If Celeb Hacker Pleasured Himself Over Nude Photo Of Jennifer Lawrence

WORLD—Millions of voyeurs worldwide have reportedly confirmed that they are not entirely sure if the faceless hacker responsible for leaking nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other celebrities actually pleasured himself while drooling over Lawrence’s exposed breasts. Sources report that [...]

September 4, 2014 celebrity, film, news
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Successful Woman Volunteers As Carer For Middle-Aged Actor, Becomes Famous

LONDON – A supposedly wannabe British legal luminary, 36-year-old Amal Alammudin, has reportedly been globally recognised for her humanitarian act in sacrificing herself as the primary carer of middle-aged Hollywood actor, George Clooney. Sources report that for the past week [...]

May 5, 2014 celebrity, film, news