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-Gary Larson
WACO, TEXAS—Saying that the world was too easily outraged these days, bike gang leader Mike ‘Razor Beard’ Wyatt told reporters that the bikers had only embarked on the free-for-all shoot [...]
ARCHIVE: JULY 31 2014 PLANET EARTH—Everywhere around the world, from Sydney to New York, Lagos to Mumbai, Rio to London, sources report that no sooner had people settled down on their sofa [...]
PLANET EARTH—Everywhere around the world, from Sydney to New York, Lagos to Mumbai, Rio to London, sources report that no sooner had people settled down on their sofa to watch the news than a fusillade of horrible news come crashing [...]
ONTARIO—Confirming that Canada has no laws to deal with random killers, Prime Minister Stephen Harper reportedly told Canadians in a national broadcast that his government has decided to revoke triple cop killer Justin Bourque’s citizenship and deport him to America [...]
