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Texas Bike Gang

Texas Bikers Shootout Just Celebrating Release Of Mad Max: Fury Road

                    WACO, TEXAS—Saying that the world was too easily outraged these days, bike gang leader Mike ‘Razor Beard’ Wyatt told reporters that the bikers had only embarked on the free-for-all shoot [...]

May 19, 2015 film, gangs, guns, lifestyle, news
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All Over The World People Are Running For Cover From Bombardment Of Horrible News

                ARCHIVE: JULY 31 2014 PLANET EARTH—Everywhere around the world, from Sydney to New York, Lagos to Mumbai, Rio to London, sources report that no sooner had people settled down on their sofa [...]

December 16, 2014 guns, news, politics, war
large tv chaos (2)

All Over The World People Are Running For Cover From Bombardment Of Horrible News

PLANET EARTH—Everywhere around the world, from Sydney to New York, Lagos to Mumbai, Rio to London, sources report that no sooner had people settled down on their sofa to watch the news than a fusillade of horrible news come crashing  [...]

July 31, 2014 guns, news, war
justin-bourque

Canada To Deport Triple Cop Killer To America

ONTARIO—Confirming that Canada has no laws to deal with random killers, Prime Minister Stephen Harper reportedly told Canadians in a national broadcast that his government has decided to revoke triple cop killer Justin Bourque’s citizenship and deport him to America [...]

June 9, 2014 guns, news, police