Don't even bother with the Met Office. Just roll with it.
It is difficult not to write satire.
-Juvenal
ARCHIVE: February 26, 2015 LONDON—According to a nine-year study by doctors at the London Chest Hospital, Arsenal supporters are more likely than any other football fans to die of [...]
BRITAIN—As the UK continues to shiver in the grip of an arctic blast, the National Medical Council has reportedly issued a health warning for commuters and other travellers to endeavour to [...]
UNIVERSAL—People have been known to drown in less than one-inch of water. To prevent drowning when you fancy a bath, the Health and Safety Executive recommends that you wear a self-contained underwater breathing apparatus. The Horstrich has been keeping the [...]
UNIVERSAL–To prevent bloodshed while using a can opener, the Health and Safety Executive advises that you should protect your fingers with Kevlar gloves. [...]
