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Nike Wins World Cup Kit Design War With Futuristic Mankini Jersey

SAO PAULO, BRAZIL—American sports apparel manufacturing giant Nike has reportedly won the 2014 World Cup Kit Design War, after unveiling their radical mankini jersey which was worn by the Brazilian team for their opening match against Croatia. Sports fashion critics [...]

June 13, 2014 celebrity, football, lifestyle, news, sports
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‘Easter Turkey’ Pleads Desperately For Dear Life

MUDCHUTE PARK & FARM, LONDON – Clucking hysterically and pleading vigorously for his dear life on the way to the animal gallows, local farmyard turkey, Wattle, reportedly explained to Farmer Townsend that he has got his Easter and Christmas holidays [...]

April 20, 2014 festivities, food, lifestyle, news
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Ordinary Toothpaste Taking Itself Too Seriously

LONDON – Pissed off fans of High Definition TVs and other display units have reportedly told Aquafresh toothpaste that, “You’re just an ordinary toothpaste so don’t overreach yourself,” after the popular toothpaste released a supposedly new and improved version of [...]

April 9, 2014 business, health, lifestyle, news, technology