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STUART ANTI-GAY DOG

Homophobic Dog Granted Bail In British Magistrates Court

BRIGHTON, ENGLAND─A notoriously homophobic Staffordshire bull terrier named Stuart has been granted bail by the Brighton Magistrates Court, according to reports. According to sources, Stuart had been arrested and detained by police around midday after attacking a gay couple on [...]

October 4, 2013 news
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Apple iPhone 5s Blamed For Sharp Rise in Amputees

WASHINGTON─Congress has summoned Apple CEO, Tim Cook, to come and address the connection between the sharp rise in phone theft and amputations since the release of the iPhone 5s, according to sources. There have been reports all over America of [...]

October 4, 2013 news, technology
mugabe killing jollof rice

Jollof Rice Is Voted Ahead Of Mugabe As The Second Best Thing To Emerge From Africa

LAGOS─It has been reported that Jollof Rice has been voted the second best thing to come out of Africa. The best is Nelson Mandela who has achieved the incredible feat of maintaining such an illustrious first position for the past [...]

October 4, 2013 food, news, politics
Harry v Ronnie

Ronnie Wood Delivers A Zinger To Redknapp’s Diss Of ‘Hippy Crack’

LONDON─Rolling Stone guitarist and serial rehab habitué Ronnie Wood has been giving his views on Harry Redknapp’s claim that drugs are merely a modern phenomenon in the UK, according to sources.  The Queens Park Rangers’ boss, in an interview with [...]

October 4, 2013 celebrity, news, sports