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Trump Signs Historic Trade Deal With North Korea

                  The two nuclear blowhards celebrate their historic deal WASHINGTON—During his first trip abroad as president, Donald Trump is reported to have signed a historic trade deal with Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un—to export [...]

May 27, 2017 bonkers, business, government, politics
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Cameron Declares Parts Of Britain Without Power As Territories Of Nigeria

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December 28, 2015 government, news, politics, weather
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Syrian Refugees Reject UK Council Estate Housing

                    INFLATABLE DINGHY BOUND FOR EUROPE—As 40 UK Councils pledged to provide sanctuary for Syrian refugees, sources report from inside a listing Europe-bound inflatable dinghy that refugees have vowed to reject [...]

September 9, 2015 government, immigration, news, politics, war
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Blatter And Mugabe Separated At Birth, Say Genealogists

            WORLD—A group of world renowned genealogists have reportedly released a list of DNA facts that proves beyond doubt that Sepp Blatter and Robert Mugabe were separated at birth. Both Blatter and Mugabe are slapheads [...]

June 1, 2015 election, football, government, news, politics, sports
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Voters Stitched Us Up, Say UK Pollsters

                      BRITAIN—After coming in for severe hiding in the UK General Election, UK Pollsters have denied getting it massively wrong, claiming that UK voters lied to them, according to reports. [...]

May 9, 2015 election, government, news, politics
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Ukip Releases New And Improved Life In The UK Test Syllabus For Migrants (VIDEO)

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April 8, 2015 immigration, news, politics, videos
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Lion King Wins African Leadership Award

                          ARCHIVE: October 29, 2013 KHARTOUM─The annual £3.2 million Mo Ibrahim award for ‘excellence in African leadership’ has finally found a worthy winner in the form of King [...]

March 8, 2015 africa, animals, celebrity, film, government, news, politics
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British Public Not Sure If ‘Jihadi John’ Intends To Repay His Student Loan

                    BRITAIN—After the revelation that Mohammed Emwazi aka Jihadi John –the infamous Islamic State executioner—is a London-educated IT expatriate, the British public have, reportedly, been scratching their heads as they wonder [...]

March 3, 2015 education, news, politics, religion, terrorism
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Nigeria Postpones Elections To Celebrate Valentine’s Day

                        NIGERIA—Nigerian lovers up and down the country are reported to have celebrated wildly when President Goodluck Jonathan cancelled national elections which were due to be held on February [...]

February 10, 2015 celebrations, holidays, news, politics, religion
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All Over The World People Are Running For Cover From Bombardment Of Horrible News

                ARCHIVE: JULY 31 2014 PLANET EARTH—Everywhere around the world, from Sydney to New York, Lagos to Mumbai, Rio to London, sources report that no sooner had people settled down on their sofa [...]

December 16, 2014 guns, news, politics, war