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Go Home Or Go Scot: Crying illegal Nigerian immigrant, doesn’t want to be deported to Scotland (VIDEO)

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December 5, 2014 immigration, news, politics, videos
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Man Goes To Sexy Female Neighbour For Joint Shower To Save On Utility Costs

ARCHIVE: JANUARY 7, 2014                           LONDON ─ Heeding the sage advice of First Utility energy company to share a bath with other people in order to save on [...]

November 19, 2014 business, news, politics, weather
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Reactions: Republican Controlled Congress, How Long Before Another Black Man Allowed Near White House?

                      WASHIGNTON—As the Republican Party took control of Congress after midterm elections, we asked the American public how long they think it will take before another African American is allowed [...]

November 6, 2014 news, politics
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Horstrich Comics: Scottish Referendum Fallout

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October 5, 2014 bonkers, comics, news, politics
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African Leaders Rally To Stop Ebola Virus From Infecting Their Families

ARCHIVE   August 8, 2014   AFRICA—Following the outbreak of Ebola virus in West Africa and the daily upsurge in fatalities arising from infections, prominent African leaders have reportedly held an emergency meeting to discuss how to tackle the disease [...]

October 4, 2014 health, news, politics
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Scottish Referendum Fallout: Ghost Of William Wallace Haunts Gordon Brown And Alistair Darling

SCOTLAND—One week on from the Scottish Independence ‘No’ vote, sources have reported seeing the ghost of William Wallace chasing Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling—the two most prominent leaders of the ‘Better Together’ campaign. According to reports, the ghost of Wallace—which [...]

September 26, 2014 news, politics
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Scottish Referendum: Cameron Defends ‘Go Home Or Go Scot’ Immigration Policy

LONDON—As the Scots go to the polls on 18 September 2014 to vote on the Scottish Independence Referendum, reports say the Prime Minister David Cameron has been forced to defend the government’s new immigration policy—Go Home Or Go Scot—which aims [...]

September 17, 2014 news, politics
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10 Reasons Scotland Will Vote ‘YES’ To Independence

                    1. To finally lay to rest the wandering and howling spirit of William Wallace. 2. To reclaim Loch Ness as a citizen of Scotland and not of Great Britain and [...]

September 12, 2014 news, politics
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African Leaders Rally To Stop Ebola Virus From Infecting Their Families

AFRICA—Following the outbreak of Ebola virus in West Africa and the daily upsurge in fatalities arising from infections, prominent African leaders have reportedly held an emergency meeting to discuss how to tackle the disease and prevent it from infecting them [...]

August 3, 2014 health, news, politics
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Pope Benedict Caught Sticking Pins Into Voodoo Doll Of Pope Francis

VATICAN CITY—Vatican City Police today reportedly apprehended Pope Benedict as the culprit responsible for causing Pope Francis incessant pain all over his body, after catching the 87-year-old Pope sticking giant pins into the voodoo doll of the incumbent Pope. Sources [...]

June 2, 2014 celebrity, news, police, politics, religion