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WASHIGNTON—As the Republican Party took control of Congress after midterm elections, we asked the American public how long they think it will take before another African American is allowed [...]
ARCHIVE August 8, 2014 AFRICA—Following the outbreak of Ebola virus in West Africa and the daily upsurge in fatalities arising from infections, prominent African leaders have reportedly held an emergency meeting to discuss how to tackle the disease [...]
SCOTLAND—One week on from the Scottish Independence ‘No’ vote, sources have reported seeing the ghost of William Wallace chasing Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling—the two most prominent leaders of the ‘Better Together’ campaign. According to reports, the ghost of Wallace—which [...]
LONDON—As the Scots go to the polls on 18 September 2014 to vote on the Scottish Independence Referendum, reports say the Prime Minister David Cameron has been forced to defend the government’s new immigration policy—Go Home Or Go Scot—which aims [...]
1. To finally lay to rest the wandering and howling spirit of William Wallace. 2. To reclaim Loch Ness as a citizen of Scotland and not of Great Britain and [...]
AFRICA—Following the outbreak of Ebola virus in West Africa and the daily upsurge in fatalities arising from infections, prominent African leaders have reportedly held an emergency meeting to discuss how to tackle the disease and prevent it from infecting them [...]
VATICAN CITY—Vatican City Police today reportedly apprehended Pope Benedict as the culprit responsible for causing Pope Francis incessant pain all over his body, after catching the 87-year-old Pope sticking giant pins into the voodoo doll of the incumbent Pope. Sources [...]