Sarin-contaminated rain: kiss loved ones before leaving home.
Apologize: To lay the foundation for a future offence.
-Ambrose Bierce
LONDON— After being caught red-handed by his best friend while pummelling his wife on their matrimonial bed, 28 year old Larry English told reporters that, “Pokémon Go’ made [...]
SHOREDITCH, LONDON – After scheming for three months and getting no joy in bid to get laid, sources report that 52-year-old Dominic Merchant finally got lucky with the mother of [...]
LONDON ─ After pondering what special gift to give his girlfriend for Valentine for several weeks to no avail, City Banker Donald Smith stumbled upon his Eureka moment when, at [...]
ARCHIVE: December 25, 2013 LONDON─After excitedly unwrapping her Christmas gift from her boyfriend with trembling fingers [...]
HERNE HILL, LONDON—Instead of continuing to initiate sex with his heavily rouged girlfriend by kissing her face and licking off a triple layer of makeup, 23-year old Jason Bedford reportedly [...]
