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British Public Not Sure If ‘Jihadi John’ Intends To Repay His Student Loan

                    BRITAIN—After the revelation that Mohammed Emwazi aka Jihadi John –the infamous Islamic State executioner—is a London-educated IT expatriate, the British public have, reportedly, been scratching their heads as they wonder [...]

March 3, 2015 education, news, politics, religion, terrorism

Nigeria Postpones Elections To Celebrate Valentine’s Day

                        NIGERIA—Nigerian lovers up and down the country are reported to have celebrated wildly when President Goodluck Jonathan cancelled national elections which were due to be held on February [...]

February 10, 2015 celebrations, holidays, news, politics, religion
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Pope Benedict Caught Sticking Pins Into Voodoo Doll Of Pope Francis

VATICAN CITY—Vatican City Police today reportedly apprehended Pope Benedict as the culprit responsible for causing Pope Francis incessant pain all over his body, after catching the 87-year-old Pope sticking giant pins into the voodoo doll of the incumbent Pope. Sources [...]

June 2, 2014 celebrity, news, police, politics, religion