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British Olympian Tom Daley To Dive At Football Matches In Bid To Coax Gay Footballers To Come Out

  LONDON–The English Football Association have announced a deal with Olympic diver, Tom Daley, to dive from a 10 metre platform at all English and Premier League matches, in a bid to encourage gay footballers to come out. Daley, after [...]

December 6, 2013 celebrity, news, sports

Chelsea Football Club Owner, Roman Abramovich, Beaten Senseless By His Francis Bacon 1976 Triptych

  LONDON─Russian billionaire and Chelsea FC owner, Roman Abramovich, has been attacked and ruthlessly beaten in his Chelsea home, by his crazed Francis Bacon 1976 Triptych, according to reports.   The Telegraph newspaper reports that a day after Francis Bacon’s [...]

November 21, 2013 celebrity, news, sports
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Arsenal FC Signs Two New Players Ahead Of January Transfer Window

LONDON (Emirates Stadium)─Ahead of the 1st January 2014 opening of the mid-season transfer window, Arsenal FC have done some brisk business by signing two new players. According to the club, Arsenal manager, Arsene Wenger used the opportunity of the recent [...]

October 23, 2013 news, sports
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We Are England And We Can Tackle Our Way To World Cup 2014 Final──By Jack Wilshere

I’m sorry Mr FA Chairman, Greg Dyke, winning the World Cup in 2022 doesn’t quite cut it for me. I can barely get in the team in 2013, what hope 2022? With my new found love of tobacco who knows [...]

October 17, 2013 celebrity, news, sports
Unamused West Brom fans watch as Man United fans steal their Thunder

Manchester United Fans Accused Of Stealing The Thunder From West Bromwich Albion In 2-1 Win Over United

It has been reported that West Bromwich Albion lodged a complaint with the Premier League accusing the Manchester United fans of hijacking their ‘Thunder’ during their 2-1 win over United at the weekend. According to media reports, sometime during last [...]

October 4, 2013 news, sports
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Ronnie Wood Delivers A Zinger To Redknapp’s Diss Of ‘Hippy Crack’

LONDON─Rolling Stone guitarist and serial rehab habitué Ronnie Wood has been giving his views on Harry Redknapp’s claim that drugs are merely a modern phenomenon in the UK, according to sources.  The Queens Park Rangers’ boss, in an interview with [...]

October 4, 2013 celebrity, news, sports