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Man Caught In Bed With Friend’s Wife Blames Pokémon Go

                        LONDON— After being caught red-handed by his best friend while pummelling his wife on their matrimonial bed, 28 year old Larry English told reporters that, “Pokémon Go’ made [...]

August 22, 2016 gaming, lifestyle, news, relationship, technology
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Pluto Spacecraft Probably Caught A Glimpse Of God Darting Off To Hide, Claims Nasa

                          WASHINGTON, D.C.—Amongst the plethora of images sent to earth by the Pluto probe, New Horizon, Nasa has reportedly discovered a batch of photos showing a time-lapse of [...]

July 17, 2015 education, news, science, space, technology
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Dad Finally Gets Lucky With Mum On Mother’s Day

                        ARCHIVE: March 30, 2014. SHOREDITCH, LONDON – After scheming for three months and getting no joy in bid to get laid, sources report that 52-year-old Dominic Merchant finally [...]

March 15, 2015 business, celebrations, news, technology
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Romantic Man’s Valentine Gift To Girlfriend Is A 3D Model Of Himself

              ARCHIVE: February 14 2014 LONDON ─ After pondering what special gift to give his girlfriend for Valentine for several weeks to no avail, City Banker  Donald Smith stumbled upon his Eureka moment when, [...]

February 14, 2015 business, celebrations, festivities, news, technology
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Ordinary Toothpaste Taking Itself Too Seriously

LONDON – Pissed off fans of High Definition TVs and other display units have reportedly told Aquafresh toothpaste that, “You’re just an ordinary toothpaste so don’t overreach yourself,” after the popular toothpaste released a supposedly new and improved version of [...]

April 9, 2014 business, health, lifestyle, news, technology
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Dad Finally Gets Lucky With Mum On Mother’s Day

                    SHOREDITCH, LONDON – After scheming for three months and getting no joy in bid to get laid, sources report that 52-year-old Dominic Merchant finally got lucky with the mother of [...]

March 30, 2014 business, celebrations, news, technology
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Romantic Man’s Valentine Gift To Girlfriend Is A 3D Model Of Himself

LONDON ─ After pondering what special gift to give his girlfriend for Valentine for several weeks to no avail, City Banker  Donald Smith stumbled upon his Eureka moment when, at rush hour commute, he read in the Metro a report [...]

February 14, 2014 business, celebrations, festivities, news, technology
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Earth Or Mars, Which One Will Be Zapped First By An Asteroid?─Asks British Mars Colonist Volunteer

  AMSTERDAM─An aspiring British space astronaut, Clive Millington─one of only four people selected for the Dutch-led One Way Mars Colony Project─has been blamed for throwing the Mars One project into disarray by being over-inquisitive, reports Dutch media. At a news [...]

November 21, 2013 news, technology
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Apple iPhone 5s Blamed For Sharp Rise in Amputees

WASHINGTON─Congress has summoned Apple CEO, Tim Cook, to come and address the connection between the sharp rise in phone theft and amputations since the release of the iPhone 5s, according to sources. There have been reports all over America of [...]

October 4, 2013 news, technology