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Commuters Should Cuddle One Another To Survive The Cold Spell, Says National Medical Council.

                  BRITAIN—As the UK continues to shiver in the grip of an arctic blast, the National Medical Council has reportedly issued a health warning for commuters and other travellers to endeavour to [...]

January 23, 2015 health and safety, lifestyle, news, transport, weather
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Man Of Steel Watches Unperturbed As Mother Scrambles To Save Child From Rail Tracks

LONDON—Londoners united to salute the original Man of Steel who was totally emotionless as he watched a mother desperately scrambles to retrieve her child from the Underground train tracks, according to reports. Sources said while Man of Steel initially had [...]

August 14, 2014 news, transport