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Jihadi-John

British Public Not Sure If ‘Jihadi John’ Intends To Repay His Student Loan

                      ARCHIVE: March 3, 2015 BRITAIN—After the revelation that Mohammed Emwazi aka Jihadi John –the infamous Islamic State executioner—is a London-educated IT expatriate, the British public have, reportedly, been scratching [...]

November 13, 2015 government, news, terrorism, war
Greece Migrants

Syrian Refugees Reject UK Council Estate Housing

                    INFLATABLE DINGHY BOUND FOR EUROPE—As 40 UK Councils pledged to provide sanctuary for Syrian refugees, sources report from inside a listing Europe-bound inflatable dinghy that refugees have vowed to reject [...]

September 9, 2015 government, immigration, news, politics, war
large tv chaos (2)

All Over The World People Are Running For Cover From Bombardment Of Horrible News

                ARCHIVE: JULY 31 2014 PLANET EARTH—Everywhere around the world, from Sydney to New York, Lagos to Mumbai, Rio to London, sources report that no sooner had people settled down on their sofa [...]

December 16, 2014 guns, news, politics, war
Shia Labeouf

Ex-Army General Tells Shia LaBeouf It’s Not Too Late To Join The Army

                      HOLLYWOOD—After the media publicity surrounding Shia LaBeouf’s braveness in taking method acting to stratospheric height by carving his face with a knife on the set of war film Fury, [...]

November 9, 2014 celebrity, film, news, war
large tv chaos (2)

All Over The World People Are Running For Cover From Bombardment Of Horrible News

PLANET EARTH—Everywhere around the world, from Sydney to New York, Lagos to Mumbai, Rio to London, sources report that no sooner had people settled down on their sofa to watch the news than a fusillade of horrible news come crashing  [...]

July 31, 2014 guns, news, war
putin

Putin Deploys Siberian Tigers To Crimea

CRIMEA REPUBLIC – While Russian President Vladimir Putin has said on record that he hopes the Ukraine conflict may be resolved without resort to arms, Crimean sources report that Putin however stated that he could not entirely rule out the [...]

March 10, 2014 celebrity, news, politics, war
civil war

Americans Demand Civil War Right Now

WASHINGTON ─ Saying they have no idea what the American Civil War was like, all 317 million Americans today called on President Obama to forget about another foreign war in Ukraine or wherever and instigate a home-grown war without delay, [...]

February 21, 2014 news, politics, war