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-Alexander Pope
ARCHIVE: January 23, 2015 BRITAIN—As the UK continues to shiver in the grip of an arctic blast, the National Medical Council has reportedly issued a health warning for commuters and [...]
FULHAM, LONDON—After blowing her nose like a trumpet into a mucus-sodden tissue, 29-year-old pollen magnet Mary Elstree told reporters that she would surely relocate from the UK next summer to [...]
BRITAIN—As the UK continues to shiver in the grip of an arctic blast, the National Medical Council has reportedly issued a health warning for commuters and other travellers to endeavour to [...]
ARCHIVE: OCTOBER 28 2013 LONDON─Britons have presented a list of three targets for the Big Storm of 2013 to trash, according to reports. The British people have unanimously agreed that the Big [...]
LONDON — Yellow warning of severe weather has been issued by the Met Office, say sources. It’s going to be raining golf balls. According to the Health and Safety Executive: “Get your hard hats people, it’s gonna be a [...]
LONDON ─ In the wake of the controversial ‘lawful killing verdict’ of the unarmed north London ‘gang member’, Mark Duggan, by an officer of the Metropolitan Police, London youths unanimously voted to burrow deeper into their mattresses and pull the [...]
LONDON ─ Heeding the sage advice of First Utility energy company to share a bath with other people in order to save on electricity and gas costs, middle-aged Camberwell man, Tony Windsor─wearing only a speedo and a mini towel draped [...]
After visiting parts of Britain that have been without power for about a week and finding the people of those areas in high spirit and good cheer, the British Prime Minister, David Cameron─while likening the great show of camaraderie [...]
