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Health & Safety Tip Of The Day: Wear Scuba Gear In The Bath

October 9, 2014 health and safety, lifestyle, news

scoober1 (2)UNIVERSAL—People have been known to drown in less than one-inch of water. To prevent drowning when you fancy a bath, the Health and Safety Executive recommends that you wear a self-contained underwater breathing apparatus. The Horstrich has been keeping the world safe since the 18th century. Keep abiding by our safety tips and you may yet live longer than Methuselah.

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