Don't even bother with the Met Office. Just roll with it.
Apologize: To lay the foundation for a future offence.
-Ambrose Bierce
I’m sorry Mr FA Chairman, Greg Dyke, winning the World Cup in 2022 doesn’t quite cut it for me. I can barely get in the team in 2013, what hope 2022? With my new found love of tobacco who knows [...]
BRIXTON, SOUTH LONDON─The ghost of former British Prime Minister Lady Margaret Thatcher has been sighted wandering around the ‘hipsters’ paradise’ neighbourhood of Brixton, according to sources. Local publications report that the ghost of Thatcher, hauntingly dressed as the layabout overnight [...]
Good morning, afternoon, or evening to you, depending on what time of day it is in your little insignificant corner of the world whenever this message hits you. I’d like to cut to the chase by stating that over the [...]
It has been reported that West Bromwich Albion lodged a complaint with the Premier League accusing the Manchester United fans of hijacking their ‘Thunder’ during their 2-1 win over United at the weekend. According to media reports, sometime during last [...]
PARIS─It has been reported that Hollywood hard-man Jason Statham let rip into a so-called celebrity journalist, Dave Owen, at the recently concluded Paris Fashion Week. According to reports, Owen, a celebrity blogger had walked up to Statham at the fashion [...]
BRIGHTON, ENGLAND─A notoriously homophobic Staffordshire bull terrier named Stuart has been granted bail by the Brighton Magistrates Court, according to reports. According to sources, Stuart had been arrested and detained by police around midday after attacking a gay couple on [...]
WASHINGTON─Congress has summoned Apple CEO, Tim Cook, to come and address the connection between the sharp rise in phone theft and amputations since the release of the iPhone 5s, according to sources. There have been reports all over America of [...]
LAGOS─It has been reported that Jollof Rice has been voted the second best thing to come out of Africa. The best is Nelson Mandela who has achieved the incredible feat of maintaining such an illustrious first position for the past [...]
LONDON─Rolling Stone guitarist and serial rehab habitué Ronnie Wood has been giving his views on Harry Redknapp’s claim that drugs are merely a modern phenomenon in the UK, according to sources. The Queens Park Rangers’ boss, in an interview with [...]
